Hello friends and family! Now that Moe and I are settled in Saint Louis, I thought this would be a good time to start my blog back up!
With my new job not starting until July 11th, I am getting a taste of what it is like to be a house wife. I must say, the role does not fit well with my personality.
Here are 10 reasons why I need to start my new job....
1) I get depressed each morning around 9 am when I finish running Skyler in the park and realize that I still have at least nine hours to kill before Moe will get home from work.
2) I am not a TV fan, however, I most definitely watched all three Twlight movies in one day. Now I feel like a waste of space.
3) Online shopping is very dangerous. With the click of one button, I have packages delivered daily.
4) Moe made a rule no shopping until I got a job. Since I got a job, I have been to three major malls in the area. The rule is now no shopping period.
5) My afternoon consists of trying to break up dog fights when the Skyler and Lily get crazy over the ball.
6) I have vacuumed my apartment 9 times since we moved in. We have only been here for 16 days.
7) Moe's beeper went off 8 times last night. I was kind of excited about the sleep interruptions so that I would hopefully sleep in past 7:30 am.
8) Qdoba is located less than 50 yards from my front door. I have to exhibit self control each time I emerge from the apartment.
9) I spent two hours this week researching why dogs foam at the mouth. Research shows that this happens when dogs are very stressed or excited. Obviously my dog does not have rabies so why I felt the need to research this is pure boredom.
10) I know all the maintenance, security, and office staff at my apartment complex by name. I am pretty sure that they are equally as excited for me to start my job so I stop bothering them with random requests/questions.... Can you make me a spare set of keys for when I run? What are you favorite restaurants in the area? Can you spray the hornets nest that is starting to develop outside my window?
In conclusion, I am excited to start my new job on July 11th.
- Miss J
Haha! This is so you! Where are you working? I thought the plan was to lay low for a while! Hope things are going well.
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